Don't Panic! Win Some Points. ,)

Some of you may have noticed inknalcohol's account says it was deactivated. I know I was personally horrified that my slave labor and evil partner in shenanigans such a wonderful deviant had left dA without so much as a word of discontent. : It just made no sense!

But my theatrical panic was short lived. I know his twitter account, and after a quick, "WTF, Grim Face?!" I discovered this deactivation was not his doing.

So, Grim Face did NOT deactivate and as far as I know is in the process of recovering his account. I assume there will not be problems with that and we can expect so see inknalcohol back in a couple days. If there are issues, I'm sure he'll pick a new dA username and sign up again. Either way, no worries.

This, however, is a golden opportunity to talk about him while he can't reply! Everyone, please do tell me some juicy rumors you just made up about him how wonderful you think Grim Face is in your comments.

I'll start.

Grim is my favorite deviant. He's wonderful slave labor, doesn't know how to say no, and is always game for shenanigans. You can't possibly beat that!

Grim Face may occasionally betray thorny coconuts by giving his votes to the awesome CJWilde practical strangers, but he always comes up with an almost believable excuse to do it. Since he's great slave labor at Beta-Readers and the Chat Tour, I squint really hard and choose to believe these flimsy excuses.

I also helped start a rumor heard he was an old lady with a thing for bananas.

Tell me your rumors about Grim Face, and you'll be entered into a drawing to win some points!

What's this? A thorny coconut cannot pass up such a grand opportunity to distribute prizes! Everyone who leaves a rumor comment will have their name entered into a random drawing for prizes. Make it fun, and a kernel of truth goes a long way.

Prizes

3 month premium from Grim Face for the author of his favorite rumor comment!
100 points x2
50 points x4

DEADLINE: Thursday, May 17th @ 11:59 PM EST (USA)

Fine Print:
1. Rumors may be humorous, but do not be mean spirited.
2. If you say something positive, in addition, I'll enter your name into the drawing a second time.
3. You may only win one prize.